remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm passing your future prison.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You are the jesus of drinking
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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