North Korea, Best Korea!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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