yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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