Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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