she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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