fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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