dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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