ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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