Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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