batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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