whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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