please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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