i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
