Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
