We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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