You can't special order awesome
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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