Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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