it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We had to coat check the pizza.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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