Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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