I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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