is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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