Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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