I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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