Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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