Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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