She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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