No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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