Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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