i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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