i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There's always time for handjobs
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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