If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my sisters under your porch take her home
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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