I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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