How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
