last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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