sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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