I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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