was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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