My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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