is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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