that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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