you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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