I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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