That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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