I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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