So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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