I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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