dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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