Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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