Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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