used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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