Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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