butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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